. "Toilet Appreciation Day is a new holiday ratified by the Crimean Party of the Free Republic, based in the Free Republic of Defero Emprie. It was proposed by a lower member of the government for whom was tired of the mistreatment toilets received. He noticed people always scolded the things for either clogging or constantly dripping and doing that refilling thing, and yet no one had yet set aside time to praise the objects for all the crap (literally) that they handle. And it is with this proposal that the Free Republic saw the light and now heralds 11.30 as the official day of Toilet celebration across the lands. For the information release of the holiday's creation, please see below."@en . "Toilet Appreciation Day is a new holiday ratified by the Crimean Party of the Free Republic, based in the Free Republic of Defero Emprie. It was proposed by a lower member of the government for whom was tired of the mistreatment toilets received. He noticed people always scolded the things for either clogging or constantly dripping and doing that refilling thing, and yet no one had yet set aside time to praise the objects for all the crap (literally) that they handle. And it is with this proposal that the Free Republic saw the light and now heralds 11.30 as the official day of Toilet celebration across the lands. For the information release of the holiday's creation, please see below."@en . "Toilet Appreciation Day"@en .