"2"^^ . "Snakedance"@en . . "Snakedance"@en . "Christopher Bailey aka. Kate Bush"@en . "-FUCK YOU THIS EPISODE WAS GOAT AS FUCK YOUR OPINION IS DIFFERENT THAN MINE Flash-Dance was the exceedingly boring second serial of the exceedingly awful 20th Season of the exceedingly tiresome programme Doctor Exceedingly Fucking Who. It stars Doctor Celery, Airline and Pissa and thank god that Adric was dead by now. I've never been a Fivey fan but thought I'd give this one a shot because why the hell not and it turns out I was exceedingly wrong to have done so. I don't know if it's a problem all the fucking time during Doctor Blond's run, but this story really suffered from crap editing. Every minute and a half or less the story is cutting away from one group of characters to another whether the previous scene was actually done or not, then cuts back again for no goddamn reason within another minute; without such cutting, we'd have been even more bored I suppose. As usual, this Doctor is barely able to accomplish anything on his own, but is surrounded by other actors with no screen charisma to make him look good. It all takes place on some planet ruled by a space federation or people from the future or something - nothing's really ever spelled out so if they don't give a fuck why should I? And why is the Doctor's hair semi-short during the intro credits but longer in the rest of the story? These are the sorts pointless ruminations that wile away the time with while watching this story. My reactions to it are about as fucking a pointless read as the story itself was a fucking watch, so feel free to skip 'em and just go down to the tl;dr section after finishing this paragraph. The fact that I couldn't wring much comedy out of this story should tell you something: \n* you could skip this story completely and only miss out on fuck-all, and \n* not every story was or is worthy of being four sodding parts long! For all his faults, Rusty knew this and was probably thinking about lazy stories such as this one when he decided the revived show should just be hour-long stories instead. You think you hated a lazy River Song story on screen for an hour? Try two. Or try this story, Snakey-Wakey! Or don't!! See if I care."@en . "20"^^ . . . "Fiona Cumming"@en . . . "220"^^ . . . . "-FUCK YOU THIS EPISODE WAS GOAT AS FUCK YOUR OPINION IS DIFFERENT THAN MINE Flash-Dance was the exceedingly boring second serial of the exceedingly awful 20th Season of the exceedingly tiresome programme Doctor Exceedingly Fucking Who. It stars Doctor Celery, Airline and Pissa and thank god that Adric was dead by now. I've never been a Fivey fan but thought I'd give this one a shot because why the hell not and it turns out I was exceedingly wrong to have done so."@en . . . "--01-26"^^ .