"The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: Oh yeah, check it out, ladies! What you see is definitely what you get! The \"eel\" is real! Make no mistake, this isn't fake! Now, why would I lie? 'Cause I am 100% guy! Conan: Yeah, I-I'm sorry, but, it just, it doesn't look like you have much to brag about. The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: [saddened] I know... Maybe I should stuff... [cries] Do you have anything, Conan? Do you have, like, a pencil? Do you have a Q-tip? Do you have some string?"@en . "The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants"@en . . "The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: Oh yeah, check it out, ladies! What you see is definitely what you get! The \"eel\" is real! Make no mistake, this isn't fake! Now, why would I lie? 'Cause I am 100% guy! Conan: Yeah, I-I'm sorry, but, it just, it doesn't look like you have much to brag about. The Guy Who Swears He Doesn't Stuff His Pants: [saddened] I know... Maybe I should stuff... [cries] Do you have anything, Conan? Do you have, like, a pencil? Do you have a Q-tip? Do you have some string?"@en . .