"Big Cook, Little Cook (real names Norbert Hamstring \"Big\" and Julius Publius Crassus Marcellus \"Small\") are popular British TV Chefs. Originally pitched to the BBC as Big Cock, Little Cock, a pornographic cookery show starring Ron Jeremy and Chris Evans."@en . . . . . . "Big Cook, Little Cook (real names Norbert Hamstring \"Big\" and Julius Publius Crassus Marcellus \"Small\") are popular British TV Chefs. Originally pitched to the BBC as Big Cock, Little Cock, a pornographic cookery show starring Ron Jeremy and Chris Evans."@en . . "Big Cook Little Cook"@en .