. . . . . . . "Fake News Rumble/Characters"@en . . . . . . "The main protagonist. After being taunted by Dick Cheney, a glowing baseball bat appears in front of Jon, who uses it to kill monsters. It later turns out that the fate of the world is in his hands. \n* Blue Eyes \n* Heterosexual Life Partners: with Stephen \n* I Know You Are in There Somewhere Fight \n* Journey to the Center of the Mind: a magical voice tells him to man up after being knocked into a building by Conan O'Brien \n* Shock and Awe: The bat uses lightning \n* The Hero"@en . "The main protagonist. After being taunted by Dick Cheney, a glowing baseball bat appears in front of Jon, who uses it to kill monsters. It later turns out that the fate of the world is in his hands. \n* Blue Eyes \n* Heterosexual Life Partners: with Stephen \n* I Know You Are in There Somewhere Fight \n* Journey to the Center of the Mind: a magical voice tells him to man up after being knocked into a building by Conan O'Brien \n* Shock and Awe: The bat uses lightning \n* The Hero"@en . . .