. . . . . "Ted Cassels"@en . "Ted was born with a silver spoon thrust into his mouth by his wetnurse. A bunch of useless information which you care even less about than this article. Went to high school, then Dartmouth. Shit happened. Graduated with a finance major. Some more shit happened. Became a broker or investment banker for Lehman Brothers."@en . . "Ted was born with a silver spoon thrust into his mouth by his wetnurse. A bunch of useless information which you care even less about than this article. Went to high school, then Dartmouth. Shit happened. Graduated with a finance major. Some more shit happened. Became a broker or investment banker for Lehman Brothers."@en . .