"Old Guy's Underwear"@en . "An elderly couple walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, \"I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.\" The old man says, \"What?\" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, \"what?\" So the doctor yells it, \"I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!\" With that the wife turns to her husband and says, \"He needs a pair of your undergarments!\""@en . . . "An elderly couple walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, \"I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.\" The old man says, \"What?\" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, \"what?\" So the doctor yells it, \"I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!\" With that the wife turns to her husband and says, \"He needs a pair of your undergarments!\""@en .