"Jesus Christos"@en . . "The Jesus Christos is similar in appearance to Mel Gibson although he is not as antisemitic. It usually dresses like a prostitute and wears a swastika on his head. His bones and legs were capable of walking long distances - even on water. Biologists argue about the pigmentation of its skin, with some claiming it to be white, while others suggest a darker tone - in line with other species from his native habitat. It is also known to have remarkable abs and has been described as having a \"swimmer's bod.\""@en . . "The Jesus Christos is similar in appearance to Mel Gibson although he is not as antisemitic. It usually dresses like a prostitute and wears a swastika on his head. His bones and legs were capable of walking long distances - even on water. Biologists argue about the pigmentation of its skin, with some claiming it to be white, while others suggest a darker tone - in line with other species from his native habitat. It is also known to have remarkable abs and has been described as having a \"swimmer's bod.\""@en .