"Thank you for calling the TV Tropes Wiki. To describe or edit a trope, please press 1. To describe or edit a work, please press 2. To describe or edit a creator or person, please press 3. To describe or edit an index, please press 4. To describe yourself, please press 5.(Discontinued because 2/3 of us are misinformed by admins.) To contact a TV Tropes character, please press 6. To hear the list again, please press 7. >1< To describe a new trope, please press 1. To edit a pre-existing trope, please press 2. >1< Please wait. Thank you for waiting. Please name your trope. >For Inconvenience Press One<"@en . . "For Inconvenience Press One"@en . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Thank you for calling the TV Tropes Wiki. To describe or edit a trope, please press 1. To describe or edit a work, please press 2. To describe or edit a creator or person, please press 3. To describe or edit an index, please press 4. To describe yourself, please press 5.(Discontinued because 2/3 of us are misinformed by admins.) To contact a TV Tropes character, please press 6. To hear the list again, please press 7. >1< To describe a new trope, please press 1. To edit a pre-existing trope, please press 2. >1< Please wait. (Eight minutes, thirty point two seconds of on-hold music, interspersed with \"Your call is important to us, please continue to hold...\") Thank you for waiting. Please name your trope. >For Inconvenience Press One< Thank you. Please begin trope description at the sound of the tone. >BEEP< If you would like to speak to an actual person that is just as annoying as this recording, press The Operators Must Be Crazy. -- A character tries calling a number for some important information. Unfortunately, said number has an Interactive Voice Responder (IVR). Hilarity Ensues. While sometimes this is a string of awkward waits, pauses and irrelevances, sometimes this is inverted by one of the options (usually the third) being exactly what the caller want to find out about, with a ridiculous degree of accuracy. On the other hand, sometimes it's taken to the extreme with a string of \"You have chosen [X]. If this is correct, press [Y],\" options (with each subsequent one asking you to confirm that your last confirmation was correct). If a long wait on hold is involved, may overlap with Crowning Music of Awesome. Examples of For Inconvenience Press One include:"@en . . . . . .