"Chiropractor Jesus, or ChiroJesus as He is known to adept chiropractors, is the source of all chiropractor's magic powers. Certain mythological creatures such as elves, trolls, and Anal glands are attributed with founding the Pseudoscience of chiropractic by so-called \"straight\" chiropractors, but revisionist historians have proven that ChiroJesus was in fact the illucid D. D. Palmer, the Messiah of health care fraud."@en . . "Chiropractor Jesus"@en . . "Chiropractor Jesus, or ChiroJesus as He is known to adept chiropractors, is the source of all chiropractor's magic powers. Certain mythological creatures such as elves, trolls, and Anal glands are attributed with founding the Pseudoscience of chiropractic by so-called \"straight\" chiropractors, but revisionist historians have proven that ChiroJesus was in fact the illucid D. D. Palmer, the Messiah of health care fraud."@en . . .