"On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband. Rather than endure yet another lovemaking session, she slipped out of the room while he was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop. The waitress, who had served the couple breakfast each day, was shocked at the woman\u2019s appearance. \"Honey, you\u2019re just a young thing,\" she remarked, \"but you look like hell. What\u2019s up?\" \"I\u2019ve been double-crossed,\" the miserable bride moaned. \"When he said he\u2019d been saving up for 50 years, I thought he meant CASH!\""@en . . "Saving Up"@en . "On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband. Rather than endure yet another lovemaking session, she slipped out of the room while he was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop. The waitress, who had served the couple breakfast each day, was shocked at the woman\u2019s appearance. \"Honey, you\u2019re just a young thing,\" she remarked, \"but you look like hell. What\u2019s up?\" \"I\u2019ve been double-crossed,\" the miserable bride moaned. \"When he said he\u2019d been saving up for 50 years, I thought he meant CASH!\""@en . . .