"The first issue featured a story about the \"Tickle-Me Hellmo\" doll. The morbid spoof of Tickle Me Elmo had several levels of \"tickle\" responses: Level 1: Hellmo giggles when squeezed! Level 2: Vibrates with glee! Level 3: Hellmo begins to question the nature of the relationship (Why do you keep touching me?). Level 6: Secretes substance inducing vicious rash and temporary blindness. Level 8: Alters child's taste buds so that everything tastes like pork. ...and so on."@en . . "Squee!"@en . "The first issue featured a story about the \"Tickle-Me Hellmo\" doll. The morbid spoof of Tickle Me Elmo had several levels of \"tickle\" responses: Level 1: Hellmo giggles when squeezed! Level 2: Vibrates with glee! Level 3: Hellmo begins to question the nature of the relationship (Why do you keep touching me?). Level 6: Secretes substance inducing vicious rash and temporary blindness. Level 8: Alters child's taste buds so that everything tastes like pork. ...and so on."@en . .