"Warvan"@en . . "A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old and gay he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave."@en . "A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old and gay he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave."@en . .