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Matt Lauer is a television journalist and host of The Today Show. He is mentioned in the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger", and appears physically in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs". Matt Lauer is quite possibly the girliest man on TV, who served for five years as the dead weight slung around Katie Couric's flawless neck on Good Morning America. His prissing and prancing proved such a distraction that Couric eventually found that she could no longer deliver hard-hitting commentary on real issues like this fall's hot hairstyles; it is widely believed that he is the evil force behind her totally unexpected betrayal of Stephen's heart. Lauer contributed a "Boston Lettuce Salad" recipe for Miss Piggy's 1996 cookbook, In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy. Lauer also appeared in the 37th season of Sesame Street in a Healthy Habits for Life segment, confronting Cookie Monster about the rumors that he was giving up cookies and becoming a "Fruit Monster." Cookie Monster refuted the rumor, and blamed the media for blowing everything out of proportion. Cookie Monster then proceeded to eat Lauer's microphone, eliciting a complaint from Lauer that it comes out of his salary. Matt Lauer, born 1957 in New York City, is currently the anchor of The Today Show on NBC. A former student at Ohio University, he began his career in local television and bounced between various networks, eventually settling at WNBC-TV in 1992. He officially became anchor of The Today Show in 1994 and has announced to continue the job until 2011. Matt Lauer is a no-good shithead who co-hosted the highly liberal show on NBC News, the Today Show. However, he was fired straight from NBC, because he has been accused of a great number of sexual misconducts in the workplace. It is also understood that, to perpetrate one of the crimes, he had a "secret button" underneath his desk to lock the door, so that no one would catch him. Because the story is still developing, this article is not finished, and it would take a thousand asses to finish this in two months.
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Matt Lauer is a television journalist and host of The Today Show. He is mentioned in the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger", and appears physically in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs". Matt Lauer, born 1957 in New York City, is currently the anchor of The Today Show on NBC. A former student at Ohio University, he began his career in local television and bounced between various networks, eventually settling at WNBC-TV in 1992. He officially became anchor of The Today Show in 1994 and has announced to continue the job until 2011. Matt Lauer is quite possibly the girliest man on TV, who served for five years as the dead weight slung around Katie Couric's flawless neck on Good Morning America. His prissing and prancing proved such a distraction that Couric eventually found that she could no longer deliver hard-hitting commentary on real issues like this fall's hot hairstyles; it is widely believed that he is the evil force behind her totally unexpected betrayal of Stephen's heart. He has actually said, on camera, that is okay for men to cry. Between that and the haircut — no explanation necessary there — he has set the war against Fancy-pantsification back decades. It remains only for real men like Stephen, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity to clean up his mess by reporting on the world's suffering in the most cruel, heartless way possible. You have left them no choice but to be the biggest bastards on TV. Matt Lauer is a no-good shithead who co-hosted the highly liberal show on NBC News, the Today Show. However, he was fired straight from NBC, because he has been accused of a great number of sexual misconducts in the workplace. It is also understood that, to perpetrate one of the crimes, he had a "secret button" underneath his desk to lock the door, so that no one would catch him. Because the story is still developing, this article is not finished, and it would take a thousand asses to finish this in two months. This page is a work in progressBut let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later. Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, within seven days, this page will not exist anymore.Now, go away! Health Warning: Putting this template on a page consisting of a few lines or worse will not save you and may actually get you banned.This page will be re-checked on Lauer contributed a "Boston Lettuce Salad" recipe for Miss Piggy's 1996 cookbook, In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy. Lauer also appeared in the 37th season of Sesame Street in a Healthy Habits for Life segment, confronting Cookie Monster about the rumors that he was giving up cookies and becoming a "Fruit Monster." Cookie Monster refuted the rumor, and blamed the media for blowing everything out of proportion. Cookie Monster then proceeded to eat Lauer's microphone, eliciting a complaint from Lauer that it comes out of his salary. Lauer and his daughter, Romy, appeared in the 2006 Sesame Beginnings DVD Exploring Together. On January 5, 2007, Miss Piggy appeared on The Today Show's celebration of Lauer's 10th year as anchor of the show. Popping out of a cake, Piggy sang a flirtatious "Happy anchor-versary to you." Lauer responded by kissing Piggy on the cheek, and thanking her for making so many appearances on the show: "You've really brightened our days." Piggy confessed, "You know, I have had a crush for you all of these years, and I would love nothing more than to run my fingers through your hair. But..." Lauer chuckled, and admitted, "You're about five years too late." Lauer took part in the 2008 special episode, "The Muppets Take Over Today," and appeared in Muppet Whatnot form, performed by Joey Mazzarino. Lauer was also the host of the 2006 and 2007 Annual Sesame Workshop Benefit Gala.