"Red reunites with Snow White."@en . "Snow comforts Red after her mother's passing."@en . . . . . "Ruby 313.png"@en . . "Believe the legend. Beware the wolf."@en . "Red Riding Hood is a fictional character who appeared in the Hogan's Heroes episode, That's No Lady, That's My Spy. She was played by Wendy Wilson"@en . . "11328"^^ . "\"Red-Handed\""@en . "Ruby 116.png"@en . "Bright blue"@en . "Announcer: And now it's time for \"Bum Reviews\" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: \"Twilight 4.\" Chester: (interrupts) Ah, no, actually that's, ah, \"Red Riding Hood.\" Announcer: (long pause) You're serious? Chester: Yes. Announcer: (long pause) This isn't \"Twilight 4.\" Chester: No, no. Announcer: (long pause) Alright. You're absolutely serious about that? Chester: Yes, yes! It said in the opening credits. Announcer: ...Alright. Do this again. (music resumes) Tonight's review: \"Red Riding Hood.\" (sounds annoyed) It's so obviously \"Twilight 4\"! Chester: I know, I know. Just go with it. Announcer: Chester: HOORAY!"@en . "Human"@en . . "Red 509.png"@en . . . . "Le Capuchon Rouge"@en . . "36"^^ . . . . . "Announcer: And now it's time for \"Bum Reviews\" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: \"Twilight 4.\" Chester: (interrupts) Ah, no, actually that's, ah, \"Red Riding Hood.\" Announcer: (long pause) You're serious? Chester: Yes. Announcer: (long pause) This isn't \"Twilight 4.\" Chester: No, no. Announcer: (long pause) Alright. You're absolutely serious about that? Chester: Yes, yes! It said in the opening credits. Announcer: ...Alright. Do this again. (music resumes) Tonight's review: \"Red Riding Hood.\" (sounds annoyed) It's so obviously \"Twilight 4\"! Chester: I know, I know. Just go with it. (cut to him) OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! (singing) I'm on my way to grandmother's-- SPOILERS! There's this girl named Red Riding Hood. Actually, she's called something else, but you won't call her that! And she's in love with this boy who looks like Edward. Announcer: (offscreen) Because it is Edward! It's so obviously Edward! This is Twilight! We're watching Twilight for godsake! Chester: (simultaneously) No, no it isn't! No, it's the-- Will you stop it?! ...Unprofessional! And it turns out their town is under attack by a werewolf! Announcer: (quickly) Because it's so obviously Twilight-- (Chester menacingly points offscreen) ...Sorry. Chester: So, a bunch of guys get together to take out the big, bad wolf. But it turns out they killed a small, slightly ill-tempered wolf. HOORAY! But then Gary Oldman comes in as the professional werewolf hunter! (In weird accent) \"I am Gary Oldman! I took this role because it allows me to do a silly accent!\" \"Didn't you read the script?\" \"I don't have to! Silly accent, I'm on board!\" \"Weird!\" \"Ja!\" So all the people are like, \"We don't need you! We already killed the big, bad wolf!\" And Oldman is like, \"That's not a werewolf! I should know!\" \"Why?\" \"Because I was a vampire!\" Boy, this is a lot like Twilight! Announcer: I told you! Chester: (points) Shut up! So everybody in the movie is like, \"Who could the big, bad wolf be?\" And the movie's like, \"Maybe it's the grandmother.\" So, obviously, it's not the grandmother. And then the movie's like, \"Maybe it's the boyfriend.\" So, obviously, it's not the boyfriend. And then the movie's like, \"It could be anybody except the one person we haven't said it could be yet.\" That's the werewolf! \"Oh, poo. How'd you guess?\" But it turns out Red Riding Hood can understand the werewolf. And he's like, \"Come with me so I can take you far away!\" \"But what would we do?\" \"You'll pose on the mountains like the cover of a romance novel; you'll stare curiously at nothing, and you'll wear a red cloak that's ten sizes too large and you'll probably get caught on everything!\" \"Well... Will you take me to Jacob?\" \"Nooooooo! What do you think you're watching?! This isn't 'Lost'!\" So Red Riding Hood turns down his offer because... He's a friggin' wolf! And everybody thinks that she's a witch because she can understand the wolf! Which is...kinda true. I mean, all the boys she falls in love with have hair gel years before it was invented. Gotta be something supernatural about that! So, to lure the wolf out, they chain her to a chair and put this giant wolf mask on her. And everybody's like, \"Why is she wearing the wolf mask?\" \"It's symbolic that there is a beast in all of us, even in the most beautiful of creatures!\" \"And it'll look cool in the trailer.\" \"And...it'll look cool in the trailer.\" So the wolf comes, but they get her behind a church. Because the wolf can't enter on church grounds! It's like the movie \"Sleepy Hollow,\" only this one's not intentionally funny! I think. But the wolf bites Gary Oldman and thus they have to kill him! \"Before you die, tell me what your accent was!\" \"NEVAR!\" \"Okay.\" (Mimes stabbing and dying) So Red Riding Hood finally figures out who the werewolf was! So she goes to grandmother's house to try and save her. When all of a sudden, the boyfriend arrives! And she's like, \"You're the wolf!\" \"No I'm not.\" \"Die!\" (Mimes stabbing) \"Ow, you stabbed me! I still love you.\" But when she makes it to grandmother's house, it turns out it wasn't the boyfriend! It was her father! \"That's not true! That's impossible!\" \"Search your feelings. You know it to be true!\" \"Noooooooo!\" (Simultaneously howls) But the father's like, \"Dude, you should totally be a werewolf. It's like the coolest thing ever!\" \"How?\" \"You are invincible! ...Except for silver, churches, sharp objects... Oh, and the fact that you can't go where other people can go, and everybody's trying to kill you. ...Being a werewolf sucks!\" But then the boyfriend comes in and kills him off! HOORAY! After getting bitten by him. Haroo. So Red Riding Hood is like, \"You risked your life to save me, even though I stabbed you and doubted you throughout this whole movie?\" \"Of course! For that is what boys do in tween girl porn!\" (Chester swoons and faints) So the boy is like, \"Well, I'm gonna run off and do my werewolf thing. But when the time is right, I will totally come back for you!\" \"Oh yes! And I will wait for you!\" \"I had a feeling you'd say that.\" \"And you'll wait for me, right?\" (Chester freezes and pauses, trying to speak) (annoyed) \"Tween girl porn!\" \"Oh yes! Of course I will! Because that's what every male thinks about, only their female counterpart and nothing else! (Chester swoons) ...This is tripe.\" So the boy's about to go off and live with his werewolfiness. But suddenly, Red Riding Hood is like, \"Wait a minute! We barely had a romance!\" \"What?\" \"Most of the movie was just trying to figure out who the werewolf was. We barely even talked to each other!\" \"Ooh, that's a good point! Um... Here's some collages of us making out because we forgot to put it in earlier!\" (Mimes making out) So sometime later the wolf returns and Red just looks at him, giving a seductive little smile. And the moral of the story is... Bestiality is okay! I mean, they just cut to the credits before anything else happens! What do you think they're doing?! She's taking off his sheep's clothing! He's riding her hood! She's blowing his house down! The better to eat her with! She's taking him to grandma's house! He's checking under her hood! Holy smokes! I can make a book of these! This is Chester A. Bum saying CHANGE?! Ya got change?! Aw c'mon, help a guy out, will ya?! C'mon, change! C'mon, I can turn into a werewolf too! Just catch me without shaving for a week!"@en . . . . . . "Red attacks King George's men."@en . "Ruby works while August calls out for Emma."@en . . . . "Ruby 209.png"@en . . "Created by"@en . "Ruby follows Belle's scent."@en . "\"The Bear King\""@en . "Queen of Red-Riding Hood Kingdom"@en . . "None"@en . "Ruby 207.png"@en . "Red, in her new cloak."@en . . . "Red"@en . . "Blonde"@en . . "Archie and Ruby tie Regina up to an apple tree, in the latter's nightmare."@en . . "10302"^^ . "Red Riding Hood is an Everafter that lives in Ferryport Landing. Red was introduced in the series in book 3 as an evil - and seriously deranged - member of the Scarlet Hand, but became a more important character in book 6. Granny Relda adopted her into the family. Later, she took on the spirit of the Big Bad Wolf to help destroy Atticus."@en . "Auburn"@en . "Mary Margaret asks Ruby for the check."@en . . "Ruby Lucas"@en . "11004"^^ . "Appian Way Productions"@en . . "Ruby 105.png"@en . . "200"^^ . "English"@en . "1486185"^^ . "The royal council meets, including Red."@en . . . "Alive"@en . "Ruby makes a harrowing discovery."@en . "Red Riding Hood is a 2011 American dark fantasy, thriller, and horror film directed by Catherine Hardwicke, produced by Leonardo DiCaprio and starring Amanda Seyfried as the title role, from a screenplay by David Leslie Johnson."@en . . "\"Pilot\""@en . "The story revolves around a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, after the red hooded cape/cloak she wears. The girl walks through the woods to deliver food to her sickly grandmother. In the Grimms' version at least, she had the order from her mother to stay strictly on the path. When the girl arrives, she notices that her grandmother looks very strange. Little Red then says, \"What a deep voice you have,\" (\"The better to greet you with\"), \"Goodness, what big eyes you have,\" (\"The better to see you with\") \"And what big hands you have!\" (\"The better to hug you with\"), and lastly,"@en . . . "Red Riding Hood returns to the Enchanted Forest."@en . . "Julie Yorn"@en . . "Ruby 212.png"@en . . . . "Red arrives to aid Emma's escape."@en . . . "Ruby 119.png"@en . . . "Red Riding Hood is the well-known fairy tale character from the story Red Riding Hood about a little girl that goes out into the woods to visit her grandmother and is attacked by a wolf. At the start of The Land of Stories series, she is a grown woman and elected queen of the Red Riding Hood Kingdom."@en . . . "Red Riding Hood is an Everafter that lives in Ferryport Landing. Red was introduced in the series in book 3 as an evil - and seriously deranged - member of the Scarlet Hand, but became a more important character in book 6. Granny Relda adopted her into the family. Later, she took on the spirit of the Big Bad Wolf to help destroy Atticus."@en . "Great friends are reunited."@en . . . . . . . . "Ruby 108.png"@en . "Peter and the wolf."@en . "4.2E7"^^ . . "Ruby recalls the story of how her friends met."@en . "No"@en . . . . "\"The Council of Mirrors\""@en . "Ruby shares with us her one line of dialogue in this episode."@en . "Ruby tries to convince Ashley to stray."@en . "Julia Wong"@en . . "Ruby remembers..."@en . "Ruby 509.png"@en . "Ruby 121.png"@en . . "Little Red Riding Hood"@en . "Red and Granny attend the Queen's planned execution."@en . "Red Riding Hood is the well-known fairy tale character from the story Red Riding Hood about a little girl that goes out into the woods to visit her grandmother and is attacked by a wolf. At the start of The Land of Stories series, she is a grown woman and elected queen of the Red Riding Hood Kingdom."@en . "Red 121.png"@en . "Ruby Lucas, more commonly known as Red Riding Hood or simply Red, is one of the main characters of Once Upon a Time. Once a young, free-spirited girl who lived in a small village in the Enchanted Forest, along with her grandmother, Red was unknowingly plagued by a curse that transformed her into a wolf with every full moon. She discovered who she really is when she met Snow White, who later became her best friend. However, Red was preserved in her human form by her enchanted red cloak, until she managed to finally control her wolf side. After the enactment of the Dark Curse, Red became trapped in Storybrooke, Maine as Ruby, a rebellious girl of loose morals who works at Granny's Diner. When the curse broke, both personalities merged into one and Ruby ended up leaving town to find more of her kind. Instead, she finds the warrior Mulan."@en . . . . . . . . "Green"@en . . . . . . "\"Uh, Red, you've got someone on your chin.\""@en . . "20421"^^ . . . "Land of Stories"@en . . . . . "Ruby 114.png"@en . . . . "Anita - Mother"@en . "Red 313.png"@en . . . "Ruby attends Mary Margaret's homecoming party."@en . . . . "2011-03-11"^^ . "Sarcastic, slightly self absorbed, confident, cares for her fianc\u00E9e very much"@en . . "Red Riding Hood"@en . "Ruby decides to leave Storybrooke to search for more of her kind."@en . . "Ruby"@en . "Ruby to the rescue!"@en . "Ruby 201.png"@en . . . . "Red 312.png"@en . . "Ruby and Granny."@en . . "160"^^ . . . . "Red Riding Hood is a fictional character who appeared in the Hogan's Heroes episode, That's No Lady, That's My Spy. She was played by Wendy Wilson"@en . "\"The Unusual Suspects\""@en . "Red 115.png"@en . . "Fourth in the Fairytail series!"@en . . . "\"The Problem Child\""@en . . . "Mary Margaret seeks help at Ruby's diner."@en . "Ruby 102.png"@en . . "David is able to get through to Ruby."@en . "It's like she never left."@en . "\"Child of the Moon\""@en . . . "Ruby helps out after a crisis."@en . "Ruby 217.png"@en . "No"@en . . . . . . . "Ruby 211.png"@en . "Emma comes to the diner to interrogate Ruby."@en . . "Red discusses Regina with Snow."@en . "20301"^^ . . "Ruby 112.png"@en . . . . "The story revolves around a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, after the red hooded cape/cloak she wears. The girl walks through the woods to deliver food to her sickly grandmother. In the Grimms' version at least, she had the order from her mother to stay strictly on the path. A mean wolf wants to eat the girl, and the food in the basket. He secretly stalks her behind trees and bushes and shrubs and patches of little grass and patches of tall grass. He approaches Little Red Riding Hood and she na\u00EFvely tells him where she is going. He suggests the girl pick some flowers, which she does. In the meantime, he goes to the grandmother's house and gains entry by pretending to be the girl. He swallows the grandmother whole, and waits for the girl, disguised as the grandma. When the girl arrives, she notices that her grandmother looks very strange. Little Red then says, \"What a deep voice you have,\" (\"The better to greet you with\"), \"Goodness, what big eyes you have,\" (\"The better to see you with\") \"And what big hands you have!\" (\"The better to hug you with\"), and lastly, \"What a big mouth you have,\" (\"The better to eat you with!\") at which point the wolf jumps out of bed, and swallows her up too. Then, he falls fast asleep. A lumberjack, however, comes to the rescue and, with his axe, cuts open the sleeping wolf. Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother emerge unharmed. They fill the wolf's body with heavy stones. The wolf awakens and tries to flee, but the stones cause him to collapse and die."@en . "Red Riding Hood is a 2011 American dark fantasy, thriller, and horror film directed by Catherine Hardwicke, produced by Leonardo DiCaprio and starring Amanda Seyfried as the title role, from a screenplay by David Leslie Johnson."@en . . . . . "11601"^^ . . "Unknown"@en . "Fourth in the Fairytail series!"@en . . "Red meets Prince Charming."@en . . "1520"^^ . "right"@en . "Ruby 107.png"@en . "Emma and Ruby look for David in the woods."@en . . . "Jennifer Davisson Killoran"@en . "David pays Ruby for the coffee."@en . "The Wishing Spell , ch 5 , ch 10"@en . . . . "Ruby 321.png"@en . "Ruby 118.png"@en . "Red Riding Hood"@en . "Ruby sniffs Henry out."@en . "350"^^ . . "Red Riding Hood"@en . "Emma 115.png"@en . . . "United States"@en . "Fair"@en . . "left"@en . "First Appearance"@en . "\"Red\" , \"red-hooded harlot\", \"basket-carrying bimbo\", \"Grandma's girl\", \"Aunt Red\" , \"Former and Future Majesty\" , \"Princess\" , \"Mother\""@en . . . . . . "Ruby watches as the sheriff makes his shot."@en . . . "Knocked out of the ballpark."@en . "20203"^^ . "Real Name"@en . . "Ruby 210.png"@en . "8.9162162E7"^^ . . . . "Ruby 322.png"@en . "\"Tales from the Hood\""@en . . "Ruby catches a suicidal Dr. Whale."@en . . "Sheriff's Assistant"@en . "Ruby Lucas, more commonly known as Red Riding Hood or simply Red, is one of the main characters of Once Upon a Time. Once a young, free-spirited girl who lived in a small village in the Enchanted Forest, along with her grandmother, Red was unknowingly plagued by a curse that transformed her into a wolf with every full moon. She discovered who she really is when she met Snow White, who later became her best friend. However, Red was preserved in her human form by her enchanted red cloak, until she managed to finally control her wolf side. After the enactment of the Dark Curse, Red became trapped in Storybrooke, Maine as Ruby, a rebellious girl of loose morals who works at Granny's Diner. When the curse broke, both personalities merged into one and Ruby ended up leaving town to find more of h"@en . "Red Riding Hood"@en . . "Ruby 122.png"@en . . "Ruby tries to cheer Henry up."@en . "Red 210.png"@en . . . . "Turns out Red's unhappy ending was an early shift."@en . . "Female"@en . . "Ruby likes to dress in red. Go figure."@en . . "Rotk\u00E4ppchen"@en . . . "Chapeuzinho Vermelho"@en . . "Snow, Charming and Red face King George's men."@en . "6000.0"^^ . . . . "Emma meets some of the town's residents, including Ruby."@en . "Unknown"@en . "Little Red Riding Hood"@en . . . "Red RUT.png"@en . "Unknown"@en . "Ruby interrupts Regina's argument with Archie."@en . . "Ruby 216.png"@en . "Snow 207.png"@en . "10415"^^ . "A new team is formed."@en . "Waitress"@en . "11317"^^ . "10113"^^ . . . "Yes"@en . . . . . . "\"The Everafter War\""@en . "10129"^^ . "Delivery Girl"@en . "Widow Lucas - Grandmother"@en . "Ruby 110.png"@en . . "Ruby offers to keep Henry out of the crossfire."@en . . "Ruby 213.png"@en . "Belle is sedated as Ruby stands witness."@en . . . . . . "Ruby EL 217.png"@en . . . . "Capucha roja"@en . . . "French Folklore"@en .